As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This baby is an asshole
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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