shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
All I want is dick and wine.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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