What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Two words: blizzard sex
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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