...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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