My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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