How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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