paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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