just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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