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I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
the raccoons are back...
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