Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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