My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
love makes seman taste better
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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