I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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