I hate your face
smell my finger.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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