It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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