I need help removing her.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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