i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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