so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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