is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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