Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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