Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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