Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The feeling are messing with the penis
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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