I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
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Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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