I puked a lego.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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