Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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