Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
where am i from again
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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