I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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