See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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