Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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