you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You took a bar mat shot.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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