I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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