they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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