I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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