I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Randomize