Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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