please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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