well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Everyone says I win the strip club
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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