You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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