i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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