I smell stomach acid.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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