He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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