This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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