also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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