its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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