I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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