but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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