I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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