Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I seem to have left my pride at pride
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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