Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm both gender and math confused
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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