Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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