did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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